“I’ve been through worse sh*t at this point and I’m not even 42.”
Read More“Stephanie, more men should be like you.”
Read More“You can have sex with someone wearing a toupee…”
Read More“I promise I’m here now. That was somebody else.”
Read More“I bet that if Jeff Bezos had Geraldine Granger as his vicar, he might reconsider a few things.”
Read More“Well this is off to a sunny start…”
Read More“If I were so lucky as to have a boyfriend who was whackin’ it to a speech by Elizabeth Warren…”
Read More“Malcolm Tucker, AKA: Malcolm McDo-Me, AKA: One Hot Piece of William Wall-ASS, AKA: Dirty Neeps n Tatties, AKA: The Man From Glasgow Over There And Take Your Pants Off, AKA: Scottish Jesus.”
Read More“Oh God, just two completely silly bastards cursing and wanking and farting and hitting.”
Read More“That’s way more psychotic, but in a uniquely female, calculating way…which I respect so much.
Read More“There’s so much face-licking in this show.”
Read More“How DARE you!”
Read More“Be good to each other, and also stay far away from each other.”
Read More“There’s bugs in Camping and there’s bugs in this f*ckin episode.”
Read More“Because he’s a virgin, it would probably be over pretty quickly.”
Read More“Let’s get real: do you love your vagina?”
Read More“It was like how they should do it in porn.”
Read MoreReady to open the gates of Hell?
Read More“Have you seen Toy Story 3 yet?”
Read More“I see you starin’ at your pillow off screen.”
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